finals are next week
send parachutes and landing strategy manuals
When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.
You could have just shot me in the face but no you had to fucking tear out my heart and soul instead thanks for being so god damn HUMANE TUMBLR WHY YOU DO THIS
hey, hey, you, you.
he’S SO HAPPY LOOKING LIKE HELLO I AM SNAKE I LOVE YOU
its stupid that guys obsess about big dicks because p much every girl i know is terrified of big dicks and just wants nice medium dick like i want to get fucked not ripped in half by meaty snake mushroom if you back a big dick stay away
This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10
whAT BOOK IS THIS
To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North. Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.
oh god damnit nintendo
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
you genius little bitch
am i missing something here?
Omg i fell trying to stop laughing! What a genius
"Implied Sexual Content"
Get that weak ass shit out of here I want full on dick bumping not the ghost of gay sex past
today someone asked me if all lesbians are virgins and I laughed so hard the teacher had to ask me to leave